Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!
“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )
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by Rileytahjaee August 2, 2022

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by Nersy 22 October 2, 2010

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007

When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.
by TheJesusonator August 2, 2007

yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)
by sicko the clown November 14, 2004
