Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

tool

A guy who cares what others wear on a flight.

Some guy just commented on what I'm wearing - what a tool.

by qscv June 18, 2013

spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring

The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool

by Fire Burst August 27, 2017

Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

tool

DMV slang for a gun

"Will was totin' that tool"

by Allenx360 June 29, 2016

Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

park tool

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

by Forumyoung June 15, 2022