Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

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Tool

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

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fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

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Tool

An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.

People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.

by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009

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The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

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