salty dog

a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".
ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF
by Rachelx2 Hailey Steph Robyn December 29, 2008
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Salty old dog

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
by Bees harrow March 27, 2015
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Salty Chocolate Balls

It is a nigga’s nut sack
This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight
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salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?
by Sunset Will April 19, 2009
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salty dog

When a male is standing out in the ocean and a female is completely submerged giving him a blow job.
Jan gave me a wicked salty dog in the Pacific the other day.

After she gave me a salty dog, I experienced chaffing.
by mc_stuff March 22, 2006
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Salty Sea Breeze

When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.
I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.
by BatsyBoy November 14, 2008
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Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.
Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!
by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011
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