Virgin walk

there head is down hands in there pockets; stiff walking fast. usually there name is andrew , bald and fat , also someone who plays destiny 2 and doesnt get girls and cant talk to girls

ANDREW STOP VIRGIN WALKING ! UR GOING TO FAST ! WHO R U TRYING TO IMPRESS??? BROOKE???

by MyNameIsAndrew October 16, 2020

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

Feelings Walk

You taking a walk but it’s not like no ordinary walk. It’s in the middle of the night head down talking your mind to no one while blasting depressing music in your earbuds. The point of this is to let out what’s been on your shoulders lately and relax yourself so you don’t loose your sanity.

“Finna go on a feelings walk. Sh*ts been hurtin me lately”
“Boutta talk bout how I feel bout this girl by takin a feelings walk”

by InTheFeels August 24, 2019

Walking Juice

The strange mixture of oil/sweat that coagulates on the soles of one’s feet after wearing socks or walking for an extended period of time.

“Gross, I’ve got Walking Juice on my feet. Better go take a shower.”

by Revvin87 January 16, 2019

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022

Xanny Walk

The Xanny Walk (or Xan Walk, Xannax Walk, Xans Walk) is the way you walk when you got to many xans or mixed it too well. It comes with many falls, loss of direction and difficultiy to walk.

Hey look at this dude doing the xanny walk again

by 063OG April 16, 2020

jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018