This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
by jimmybomm July 17, 2022
This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.
Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.
by prcrow April 20, 2007
A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
by Semicolon618 June 27, 2023
Amanda shuffle is the walk back to the car after scoring a bag. As you walk releasing farts with every step you take causing your ass to gyrate and move in side way movements.
by 19mike oxlong19 July 23, 2022
Amanda shuffle is when one farts as they walk back to car after getting a score. As the person walks the uncontrollable flatulence is released with every step causing the shuffler to clench and tighten the booty making them look like a speed walker competitor. While the shuffler is trying to control the flatulence their head is doing circular motions in a zombie like way.
by 19mike oxlong19 July 26, 2022
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
by Football Addict March 22, 2010
When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.
Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.
by Bob685547 March 20, 2022