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man walk

When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.
Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?

Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.
by Fresh Bread February 16, 2010
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Tan man

A man that only knows tan for color. He wears tan clothes, he is heavier than the most tan Tiger tank, he makes a feast out of his enemies fear.
DAmm, AquaFps Is such A Tan man.
by KreamCola February 22, 2021
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Volcano man

My friend was a volcano man when i got his sister pregnant.
by Bobby Richards February 26, 2010
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man memory

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
by Sassy doc January 30, 2021
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Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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Boge-man

Someone, when drunk consistently asks for a cigarette. Even tho they never touch one when they are sober.
Dude, I’m trashed right now. Let me smoke a cigarette

Yo your turning into the boge-man
by zachmeyer3 October 31, 2018
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Jifty-Man

Jif·ty·Man
noun

1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.

2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.
Passenger: "Could you please turn on the radio Mr Jifty-Man"

..and the Jay Z song comes on.
by The master proof reader March 27, 2011
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