Hot Josper

A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.

*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.

He gave his grandmother a hot josper.

by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014

that shit hot

Saying that the matter in hand is amazing, spectacular, and/or great. Basically the ghetto version of On Fleek.

Gamer: Yo have you seen Battlefield Hardline?
Gamer 2: Yoo that shit hot!

by Mr. Potatus April 16, 2015

Hot Men

what real men like.

man 1: oi cunt you like hot men?
man 2: oh fuck yeah
man 1: me too

by WANKERKID69 February 16, 2021

hot spoon

The spoon used for heating and dissolving heroin.

Demi Lovato always plays with her hot spoons

by Jihadi Trucker March 10, 2020

hot mousse

When a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman's, or man's, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).

Guy1: She's not hungry, she doesn't want a hot lunch. Holy shit I'm gonna give her a hot mousse.
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!

by JerseyDave616 August 31, 2009

Hot-Shop

A warehouse or small business that serves as a front for the barter and sale of stolen, or "hot" goods. Once relatively common in the northern metropolitan areas of America(c. late 19th century-late 20th century), these shops have all but vanished, due in large part to the overall weakening of organized crime.

"My connection in Brooklyn gave me the address of a hot-shop that sells cigarettes and booze at less than half the regular retail price!"

by DuncanS. August 12, 2008

Hot Brunch

Like hot lunch but using Tin Foil instead of cling film.

Damn I've run out of cling film, we'll have to have hot brunch instead.

by CrustyGroinStain May 28, 2009