Painted ladies

A row of brightly colored Victorian house s located in san Francisco's western addition near Alamo Park

I sent a postcard home of the painted ladies. That full

Moon in the background has to have been photo shopped!

by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024

e-painting

electronic painting

Pablo San Blaz (https://www.facebook.com/pablo.sanblaz#!/) does virtual images called e-paintings!

by Jesus Chameleon September 8, 2011

pool paint

a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.

male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”

by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022

Australian Spray Paint

The act of a man nutting inside of another man's anus, then farting the nut out onto a canvas.

Donnie and Sam Australian Spray Painted all over Marshalls face.

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.

When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.

by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020