Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Flying blaster

A powerful finger blasting using the right ring finger; with the aid of a pully system elevating an overweight female towards the roof defying gravity

Barry gave Nat the ultimate flying blaster in the Red Baboon.

by Otterspocket1 November 6, 2016

the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 19, 2017

Flying Menderchuck

A rolling fist thrust to the anus.

After begging Sally for months to throw it in her ass, Johnny lined up while doing her doggy style and gave her the flying menderchuck as a payment for the rejection.

by Boomer's junk May 17, 2010

flying horse

Another term used used for anal sex

'Fancy a quickie Dierdre?'
'Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks, it'll have to be the flying horse'.

by Yorkshire puddin September 2, 2016

The Flying Johan

The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.

"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.

by FunnyDummy May 15, 2019

Flying Pood

A mysterious creature thus which appearedeth in the film The Flying Pood. A pood is a runt-like being with a bearded human face, but the flying one has wings like a thus butterfly and feet like beans. All poods have a slight poot smell and are never really in danger but may seek you out to save them so that you may experience an adventure that thus may be needed.

"The Flying Pood! Where did he go?" "I feel like a pood after eating those beans."

by Flying Pood January 21, 2019