Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 24, 2021

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

Cowboy egg lipstick

A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.

“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3

by Sykoskit February 5, 2021

Bitmoji cowboy hat

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.

Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.

by Happysow May 17, 2021

dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.

Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"

by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

Cowboy Carter

Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.

Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?

Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024