Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019

Cancer Kush

Tobacco found in cigarettes or just tobacco in general.

Jimmy’s over there puffin on some cancer kush.

by Revnorb666 April 29, 2021

Cancer

Jake Paul

Me: I got cancer
Friend: How?
Me: Jake paul

by Omgallthenamestaken June 2, 2018

Cancers

Cancers are Baddies, are usually thick asf, don't care what a nigga or Bitch gotta say, loyal, laid back until somebody test they gangsta, Don't give second chances, and can beat a Bitch ass Periodtt.

"Yo you thick asf"
"I know that already pooh"
Cancers are independent

by ~ReRe May 27, 2019

Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.

1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!

by TheO0032 April 15, 2019

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021