ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.

Engineer, former friend: That's great.

by Former Expat October 14, 2022

Ferda Tech

Meaning better than cool. What a son said to his Mom when she allowed him to skip school to go hang out with his friends.

Can I skip school?

Yes because you have good grades.

That’s Ferda tech Mom!

by Madge1 November 24, 2022

Dark Disco Tech

The new style of music that bring the current popularity of Disco and Nu disco to the new level.

While mixed in with Industrial, Techno and a spice of darkness

Artists such as: Vitalic, Felix Da Housecat, Dj Loli, Miss Kitten, The Hacker

I saw this music style mention on Loli's facebook with those artists listed as examples.

I love listening to Dark Disco Tech

by Musiclovertechnofork12038352 March 28, 2010

JFGI, tech edition

Just Fucking Google It.

When someone just can't look something up for themselves.

JFGI, tech edition

Video Editor: How do you import this file?
Support: JFGI, man.
Video Editor: What does JFGI mean?
Support: Just Fucking Google It.
Video Editor: I tried, but I couldn't find anything.
Support: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Video Editor: Bro. I already tried that, don't be rude.
Support: "Bro", your an idiot.

by JP_editman October 21, 2011

Tech Trash

Girls who attend Texas Tech and frequently hook up with boys from different schools either after their own home games or when traveling to away games.

"Did you see the Tech Trash that Bryan went home with after the game?"
"Yeah, ask him if the drive to Lubbock was worth the herps."

"I bet that Tech Trash drove all the way down here just to be able to say she banged a Longhorn."

by CocoFlamingo July 7, 2008

New Tech

Is a school in Los Angeles in the South Central area, behind Jefferson High, the school is controlled by a foundation called New Tech Foundation. The school is fun but very strict. They wear a purple shirt (With the logo of the school), with Kaki pants.

Person 1: Did you guys saw New Tech?
Person 2: Yeah I heard the teachers there are strict!
Person 1: I know, i wouldnt like to go there!

by Hello! :) February 18, 2010

My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons

origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."

by SammyJB December 9, 2008