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ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
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Tank Kurth

Big choad energy but also fucks a lot
Omg that guy has to be a Tank Kurth
by Dirty Mario Judha September 23, 2023
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Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.
by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023
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tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.
by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022
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Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.
“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank
by anonymous August 9, 2024
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Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob, then releasing a fart into thy partners mouth and inhaling it back while kissing.
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