Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022

Gen Alpha

The worst generation to ever fucking exist. There is absolutely NOTHING good about this generation, not their humor, not their behavior, nothing! They have no respect for literally anyone. I know I sound like a boomer but I am speaking from experience. From the moment they come out of their mama's womb, they are given an ipad with youtube shorts, skibidi, among us, all that Gen Alpha shit. Gen Z was just the prototype but Gen Alpha is on a whole other level.

"My 4 year old cousin is part of Gen Alpha."

by Gloo-Gloo March 5, 2024

Alpha Male

a group of males who spend all their time watching andrew tates podcast and watching ishowspeed, jerking off and commenting about how their the man and go putting down females for absolutely no reason (they don't have a life that's the reason) because they have testosterone also go around saying the most cringiest things ever e.g lookmaxxing MOG.

alison: i think wearing makeup is a nice thing

Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed

alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male

by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Gen Alpha

A generation which is catastrophically critical right now, all because of Elsagate and so on.

Youtuber: "Gen Alpha is fucked, and we know that for sure."

by iwascrazyonce January 16, 2024

Alpha

Alpha is another name for Iris. All women named Iris are alphas. They are top dogs, dominant, wolf pack leaders and everyone else are betas compared to them.

Oh my god, Iris is such an alpha. I love her so much and I bow down to her.

Boy one: Iris has huge cock energy

Boy two: yeah she’s packing cuz she’s the alpha.

by TheRealAopla August 15, 2023

Gen Alpha Slang

When you're so fucking stupid that you say things like: "skibidi", "rizzler", or "sigma" because you are too concerned with being cool that you make yourself look like a fucking dipshit infront of everyone over the age of 17. Seriously, grow the fuck up and talk like a normal person, or shut the fuck up until you do.

My youngest brother uses Gen Alpha Slang so much that I just want to fucking slap him into oblivion. Fuck my life.

by Fuck Fauci October 18, 2024