Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

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polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 10, 2024

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The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

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When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025

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polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022

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Polish Cut

A larger than requested slice of dessert, served by a Polish family member. Typically because that’s how their parents did it, and their grandparents, ect.

“I asked for a small slice of cake, but they gave me a polish cut instead!

by Morbeenus July 31, 2022

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