Angry Nun

When a man has really bad gas and decides to have doggie-style sex with a woman. He then proceeds to jizz in her hair and place a towel or sheet over her head so she looks like a nun. He then farts in her face, making her look like an angry member of the church aka the angry nun

Heather was really depressed when she came home from her aunt's funeral, so I tried to make her feel better with an angry nun.

by Shaneomac87 July 7, 2011

angry cobra

when a girl is giving you head and you proceed to jizz in your own hand and fling the semen on her face, like a "cobra strike" (while making a hissing noise)

Dude, i gave her the angry cobra and i got some in her eye... Nice

by Jay-easy-but-never-sleazy January 4, 2010

angry irishman

a maneuver where after blowing his load in a chick's mouth, the man smashes his 40 over her head

Dude I totally gave Arlene an angry irishman

by Garrin January 11, 2009

Angry Angus

Guitar Builder

Angry Angus Guitars

by Bitter One March 14, 2011

Angry Paladin

Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman.

That whore'll never have sex again. I gave her the angry paladin last night. That'll teach her not to cheat on me!

by Binobino June 13, 2008

angry sandals

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.

Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

angry pat

When you blow a whistle and wake up your lazy ass coworker. Then angry pat storms out all pissed and goes home to masturbate.

I blew my whistle and woke that queer ass fucker up and he became an angry pat

by Tito23 February 18, 2010