During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.
by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 11, 2024
by Chad_Broskii February 21, 2024
The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024
by BigBoyBob07 April 02, 2022
When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 04, 2012
by SwiftJace June 20, 2025
by The Ziggller September 18, 2022