Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

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Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

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Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.

Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"

by Danes November 28, 2023

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Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

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soft top

A man, usually a gay or bisexual man, that assumes the penetrative role (the top) in sexual intercourse in most situations but occasionally assumes the receptive role (the bottom).

Rick's not a total top, you have it wrong. He's a soft top. He bottoms every third week.

by UDRejuvenator August 20, 2025

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