Snailed it

A phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.

Son: Wow Mom you're getting really old!
Mom:Excuse me?!
Son: By that I Mean you're aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
Mom: Why thank you son.
Son: Snailed it!!

by Apollyon101 October 12, 2014

sailor swisher

a girl or guy giving a sailor a blowjob and when he cums in their mouth they swish it and spit it and says "AHOY MATEY!"

Sailor 1: guess what i did last night.

Sailor 2: what?

Sailor 1: this girl did a Sailor Swisher on me.

Sailor 2: really? i wanna get sailor swished.

by emo_panda_16 August 14, 2009

Sailing Ship

A ship that has a large amount of people shipping it. Most ships have only a few people who like the ship, however, if the ship gains popularity, it may start "sailing"

"wow I never would have expected for (insert ship name here) to become a sailing ship" -a random person who is commenting on a sailing ship

by Friccingfricfac August 5, 2019

sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

snailin'

similar to beasting except more beasty. and more chill too.

yo, did you see that snailin' man over there steal that car in a second?!?! -snailin man drives away in the car and winks and his smile sparkles-

by alyssalyssalyssalyssa June 7, 2007

sailboats

(n.) (synonym for sluts)
-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.

Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.

hence the reason why large sailboats will have a jet ski or jet boat on the back, just as we keep hotties on the backburner.

friend A: Bra, that sailboat wanted to wife me up
friend B: Jesus dude, same here man. thats why i had to sail asap
friend C: ya man, thats why you gotta get on the boat, go for a quick sail around, then hit the docks to find a new boat to sail for a few days
Random Guy: F*cking sailboats
Random Guy's friend: oh sluts sluts sluts
Used in a sentence: got some sexy sailboats out here today
sluts gap

by suzy greenberg114 February 21, 2011