satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 22, 2021

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021

Satan

A bitch that’s what he is

Man I’ll beat tf outta Satan

by Thatoneguyatdatparty69 April 8, 2021

Satanary

A word like satanic

Samantha: dogs are bad
Carla: that’s satanary

by Carlal0vesdogs23 April 20, 2021

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

satansmonstercan

a very funny person who likes lil darkie and loves big titty alt girls

person 1 have you heard of satansmonstercan

person 2 no who’s that?

person 1 a person on tiktok lol

by satansmonstercan May 12, 2021