When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
by NERV2005 September 17, 2018
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Mom: why not this shirt for the party
Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly
Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly
by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023
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Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!
Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!
Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!
by vdub4motion March 17, 2023
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When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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Take your england shirt off and keep your head down mandem, the white t shirt gang are circling the block
by Megamind caitlin January 8, 2024
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