Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

by M#TH August 12, 2018

Jørgen the second

The new way less cool horse of pewdiepie

Jørgen the second is used as a replacement for Jørgen the first, he will be missed

by Jørgen the first (2019-2019) June 29, 2019

Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.

Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.

by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020

St Andrew’s secondary

A school located in the slums of Potong Pasir and are neighbours with the junior school and college, best known for its rugby program and its reputation in the late 70s, where ah bengs and hardened cops originated from.
Nowadays, most of the student body is filled with either gay wimps, really horny simps or the normal people who unfortunately devolved into simple minded people.

Overall- 7.1/10

“Hey you heard of St. Andrews secondary.”
“St Andrew’s secondary The rugby school. Yeah, we know.”

by Lord_Squidward December 18, 2021

Couva East Secondary

Couva East Secondary consists of mostly rell good looking man but also mid gyal who will more than likely horn you with one of the vagrants in Couva. They ok at football and better at cricket (you could tell is a coolie school just by that) and they usually have the smartest children in central and sexy form 6s. All Couva East man like Convent gyal issa fact.

“Waw he’s so sexy and smart he more than likely goes Couva East Secondary”- A Convent gyal probably

by anonomoose man dem January 28, 2023

Chua Chu Kang secondary school

This school fucking ki siao. They joined 2 horrible forces into 1 fucked up karens child school. U will see nakeed people halfway during class cause the boys be tryna fuck each other. Idk why other the other one never say but got sm racist mfs in this sch leh. And OMGGG the amount of minahs and xmms and xdds and other shits in the school 💀 makes me wanna kms. Talking about killing, someone in the sch almost fucking died and I’m pretty sure there’s bloodstains on the basketballcourt ;) so we have future killers wow 🤩 :) great fucking job cckss . Istg I have nothing against the gays but these gay lil shits acting like that webtoon boyfriends . Like bitch I do not need to look at ur hairy styles armpit hair or hear y’all’s smelling it like snorting drugs.

U want to look at my hairy amits ? - weird gay guy

Sure bro 😎 - other gay guy friend

IU good day bgm and wind blowing as they go to the toilet in Chua Chu Kang secondary school

by Maggiiee mee January 29, 2023

Blackpink’s second fanbase

Blackpink’s second fanbase commonly referred to as “ARMYS” are obsessive rats who will attempt to discredit talented k-pop girl group “Blackpink” at any turn. They’re oldest member can’t be any older than 8 and they couldn’t string two sentences together if they tried.

They can commonly be found on Twitter saying slurs and being racist/xenophobic/sexist.

Kim: Did you see what those armys just did?
Kylie: Oh you mean Blackpink’s second fanbase?!

by call me chun li 🐍🐍 January 29, 2023