Simp

simp is a word thrown around at other people by sadistic loners who have never seen someone of the opposite gender yet when any means of interaction takes place between someone else and a female they are quick to spit out "simp".

Guy: I've been talking to that new girl she's pretty nice

Sadistic loner: ha what a simp

by K1ngg777 December 19, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Simp

Having a big crush on someone famous or someone of higher figure.

I simp for some big YouTubers.

by LunarGuineaPig January 7, 2021

Simp

Lesbians who think other lesbians are the shit but aren't as bad as incels who are loser dudes who think a woman is the shit.

Yo, Jacky is such as simp for that egirl.

by Pdiddy5 January 7, 2021

Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit

Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP

by Qippyy January 9, 2021

Simp

A word that made twitch staff cry, cuz they're a bunch of spoiled little fuckers

someone in stream: Simp
Twitch Staff: AAÆEEEEEEEEE

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021