The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.The runnier the feces the better.
by Bee.S March 01, 2009
When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.
I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.
by evil_nirvana_x November 23, 2010
When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
by Nick Millar April 12, 2006
by ben curry September 24, 2003
Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
by HoneyBadger89 May 04, 2015
The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
by McGuirk August 29, 2006
When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.
by Deedeeismycat July 23, 2023