Rusty Buffalo

A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.

God, your dad is a jackass.

Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...

by SlamHog November 15, 2009

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.

I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.

by evil_nirvana_x November 26, 2010

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

rusty spike

cockney rhyming slang for dyke (lesbian)

your sister looks like a right rusty spike!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Rusty Spoon

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating

Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*

by HoneyBadger89 May 4, 2015

rusty clarinet

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.

I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.

by McGuirk September 15, 2008

rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015