Real Talk

The truth. Actual facts. For real

That’s Real TalkMi Nigga!

by Payroll Fly September 30, 2018

A Real Nigga

A real nigga, can mean a lot of things. You can claim to be a real nigga, but are you really a real nigga. A real nigga keeps it a hunnid. He tells you how it is or how it should be. A real nigga will check up on his peoples; homies, family, etc… A real nigga will always be there for you no matter what.

Jeremiah “Aye cuz.” Trey “wassup gang.” Jeremiah “remember that bitch I was tellin you about the other day?!” Trey “ which one nigga.” Jeremiah “what you mean which one nigga.” Trey “Ohhhh channel.” Jeremiah “yes fool, but guess what she said nigga.” Trey “ what she say cuz?” Jeremiah “I miss you Daddy.” Trey “hahahaha REAL NIGGA.”

by Ima Preacher May 8, 2022

your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

by brapgrim October 11, 2008

my tacos are ready

when girl is wet enough to have sexual contact/intercourse

Cameron: "Are you ready for my andaconda?"

Susie: "yes,my tacos are ready big daddy"

by Drowy757 November 13, 2010

KEEP IT REAL

a phrase used by celebrities who have run away from real life to be adored in a world of make belive to stop the general public from beating them senseless as soon as they walk in to a local pub

celeb: yeah i like to keep it real
you: is that why you live in L.A. and London, drive a convertible and wear shades indoors, have an obscene amount of money and sleep with models whilst snorting cocaine, yet contrive to find time to go and see your 'old mates' in the slum you escaped from in which they are still living?

by saint_george August 8, 2003

Real Estate Value

1) The value of land and all fixtures to land which is determined by location, the type of land, and what structures are currently a part of the land.

2) The beauty or attractiveness of an individual based on various human characteristics.

3) How sexually attractive a female is based upon her physical figure.

1) The real estate value of coastal homes in California is rediculous.

2) Robbie, "So, she's foreign and has an accent? Wow, her real estate value just went waay up!" Susie, "Women are not property, asshole!"

3) Her real estate value puts her way out of my price range

by Victor R. August 23, 2006

not ready

When you are either

a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3

a:guy:lets do it

girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser

nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf

friend:then ur not ready to have a bf

by Carly Hemsworth September 14, 2012