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rape goblin

small goblin like person who is obsessed with raping people. the term rape goblin comes from the mythical creature the rape goblin that was said to rape entire villages back in frankensteins time.
'did you hear about that person who got raped by thar midget?'

'i believe the correct term is rape goblin'
by ihavahat March 26, 2010
mugGet the rape goblinmug.

Date Rape

The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.
Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.
by Former Calender Victim January 20, 2010
mugGet the Date Rapemug.

Noob rape

the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.
dude - did you see that noob rape!

dude2 - heck yes!
by xskwizmx March 18, 2010
mugGet the Noob rapemug.

baby rape

the act of destroying someone in any activity
"dude i totally just baby raped you in halo"
by Lyle Rudmaneeee December 7, 2009
mugGet the baby rapemug.

raping in japan

Raping in America = VERY ILLEGAL.
Raping in Japan = VERY LEGAL AND PRACTICED.
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm December 10, 2008
mugGet the raping in japanmug.

man rape

when a woman tells the man she is sleeping with that she is on birth control but is not, in the hopes of becoming pregnant. So called because the man is given no choice in the conception of the child.

Essentially using a man for his sperm.
Steve got man raped. Now he's paying $1500 a month in child support.
by doctor p May 30, 2006
mugGet the man rapemug.

pod rape

describes the event of being raped by a pod of dolphins
dolphin: kekekeke
human:oh fuck, i'm being pod raped
dolphin 2: kekekekee
dolphin 3: KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK
by Samantha "sobes" McKillop February 7, 2008
mugGet the pod rapemug.

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