Robert Bresson

A ristretto with peruvian coke often gifted as a wedding present

-congratulations to la familia Gomara, this gift is de parte del pueblo chiquito

-Oh ! What a lovely surprise, a Robert Bresson. Muchas Gracias, a nuestros hijos les gustará mucho.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.

Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself

by Nissieboy July 12, 2022

Brad Roberts

Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".

person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"

by harrocknroll April 24, 2022

lochlann roberts

idk what to say but he loves his brown girls man

Lochlann roberts: yo wsp gal
tvisha (who's a brown girl): ew lochlann we broke up ages ago

by itzyabaee August 15, 2023

Robert

THATS MY REAL NAME AND WHY YOU SEARCH THIS

MY FULL NAME IS ROBERT SANTOS DAIM AND WHY WHOLDE YOU SHEACH THIS

by Octopusy Word Creater! November 11, 2022

Robert

Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits

Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!

by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023

Robert

A nice and loving guy. He'll sometimes mess things up. But he knows his mistakes and tries to make up for them. He might not understand you at times but when he does he is on your side 24/7. In general, having a Robert in your life is the best that you can ever ask for. He can be insecure at times but surround him with your love and he'll be yours and cherish you forever. He'll protect and defend you no matter what. He is very intelligent as well. He will help and support you, even if you are stubborn. He will deeply cherish you. Keep a Robert because their love is so unique and true. Roberts show their loves through actions and quality time. They are the best guys in the world. If you have a Robert, make sure to return the love back to them and make take care of them, because in return they will claim you as theirs deeply and truly.

OMG DID YOU SEE ROBERT TODAY?....
Yes! He's so SUPPORTIVE towards his girlfriend, I wish I had a Robert.

by quirky.mystery December 4, 2022