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retard police 

a person that kindly but hostilely alerts his/her friend of the answer to the simplest questions.
When one asks "What color is the sky?" and another begins to think about it. A friend (aka the retard police)punches your shoulder.

Retard toy

Timmy!!!!!!!!!

Retard Roundup 

A special class in school where all of the children with learning disabilities go.
Little Jimmy wasn't the brightest bulb in the box, so he's in retard roundup
Retard Roundup by Drewbertnj October 12, 2014

Retard Toy

A playful sex objet for the mentally disabled.
Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Retard Mutant Emo Thing 

When theres a person that is a mix in between scene/prep.
"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"

"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

retard sandwitch 

A sandwitch made by a retard or you blaming something dumb on the sandwitch you ate.
I've been a klutz. Did I eat a retard sandwitch today?

or

Fuck this retard sandwitch they left off the meats.
retard sandwitch by LiQuiD FeAR January 14, 2009