Alaskan Pipeline

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

piper

one dope ass bitch, she’s kinda cute but not all the time and she usually stoned

emma: i think Piper was high earlier
caroline: she probably was.

by cheifkeeflooser April 15, 2019

kid pipe

Referring to the Vagina.

What's stuck in your kid pipe?

by Tunty J January 19, 2005

Pipeline

when you cannot keep your loud ass mouth shut about anything when someone tells you either a story, secret, etc. You have to tell everyone and their mother what happened to and to who it happened to. Once you tell them it just works down the pipeline.

I cant tell rafter anything at all anymore. All he does is pipeline all day long.

by peterchao September 21, 2009

piped

'the condition most closely resembling the effects of being roughly struck with a lead pipe'

'Fuck, I'm so piped from that party, but not as piped as that guy who got attacked with a pipe'

by god543210 April 5, 2009

pipe-cleaner

the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss

Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max

Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...

by Oliver Q. Cuntbuttock September 20, 2008