Pooltergeist

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.

Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.

by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012

poolcuzzi

A poolcuzzi is if a pool and a jacuzzi had a baby! It is larger than a jacuzzi but smaller than a pool. You can put a plethora of hoes in it!

I had 20 hoes sitting in my poolcuzzi getting wet!

by BigDaddyHungwell!! May 4, 2017

poolally

The slow dawning realisation that 'sonder' is not a real word.

She was hit by a wave of rage-filled poolally.

by AntiElvis February 7, 2022

poolaroid

a polaroid picture of your excrement in a toilet

"you can make some quick cash by selling your poolaroids on the internet to weird people"

by MegaMarauder June 3, 2022

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018

The Pooley Effect

The Pooley Effect is constantly in play throughout everyone's whole life. It is the matter of when an individual does something extra ordinary and then the next thing they do, no matter how simple or complicated they will always fail

Note: We have been doing some research on The Pooley Effect and we have found some exemptions that The Pooley Effect can not "Effect". This content will be updated as new discoveries are found:
1) 12th Sep 2018; The Pooley Effect is not in-play in the handball squares

You: Yo did you just see Liam's intercept? That was amazing!
Liam: *then misses an open layup*
You: aw man, there's The Pooley Effect for you

by watdogyahotdog September 11, 2018