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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
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Polish Cut

A larger than requested slice of dessert, served by a Polish family member. Typically because that’s how their parents did it, and their grandparents, ect.
“I asked for a small slice of cake, but they gave me a polish cut instead!
by Morbeenus July 31, 2022
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Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.
Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie
by Spamrisk87 August 1, 2023
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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017
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Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
by Rlvers October 6, 2016
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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 5, 2018
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