Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.
by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020
Get the Piss-worthymug. A piss piggy is a man who attends homosexual piss orgies to get in the middle of all the other men pissing and cumming just to recieve the symphony of fluids all over his body to then snarf up it all like a little piggy.
He is such a little piss piggy. At every orgy, he can never just fuck us all in the ass. He has to get in the middle and snarf up all the piss and cum while oinking in pleasure so I never get a turn.
by Phillip Oliver-Holsenpitz April 28, 2023
Get the Piss Piggymug. 
Get the wicked pissedmug. Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
by bigdaddymo March 6, 2010
Get the Piss Chapsmug. Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
Get the Piss Stiffymug. by Arbitrator June 18, 2017
Get the piss painmug. Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016
Get the have a pissmug.