Sexy Pickle

A sexy pickle is the rarest and most beautiful of all creatures. No girl could possibly hope to compare to a sexy pickle in any aspect. A sexy pickle is in a way an alpha female, the most beautiful of all females, the sweetest voice of all females, the best smelling of all females, and the best freckles of all females. One thing to take caution about sexy pickles is their high sex drive. Although not at all overwhelming, it can be surprising how often this creature of pure beauty can lust. There is only one sexy pickle in existence, and nothing can ever compare to her. Sorry boys you are all shit out of luck because she is mine.

My heart melted when I looked into my sexy pickles eyes.

I love my sexy pickle.

by gamer_69 September 16, 2022

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Street Pickle

Nickname for Buffalo Bills wide receiver Gabe Davis.

Did you see Street Pickle haul in the crazy TD pass?

by SSPS6969 September 26, 2022

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Sassy Pickle

An incredibly attractive and quirky 5th grader.

Look at that adorable Sassy Pickle.

by Babus<3 May 23, 2022

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Pickle Penny

A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.

Or a rusted coin fetish

Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"

Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"

Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 2, 2022

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