Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very cool guy and he is very attracted to asians with brown eyes and amazing personality and doesn’t get mad at all and her name is venice

Parker loves venice, Parker is in love with venice

by anonymous82648281 October 18, 2020

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!

Wow Parker is so cute

by Lil park November 2, 2020

Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Amanda. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!

Parker is so cute

by Lil park November 2, 2020

Parker

Parker has big peepee

Parker’s peepee destroyed my insides

by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020