Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 03, 2023
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Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
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Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.
“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”
by totalvirgin June 08, 2022
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Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.
She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.
by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024
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Polish Rainbow

Referring to when an artificial rainbow celebrating gay pride is set on fire.
Ugh, more pride parades? Let's go make a Polish Rainbow.
by leiavonalderaan February 25, 2021
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