Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo

Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel

by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025

plushie pervert

what you call someone with a labubu. Coined by the famous youtuber Jacks "Jack Douglas" films on 07/25/2025.

Person 1: do you want a labubu?
Person 2: no you plushie pervert

by eyeshot July 24, 2025

Plushie Pervert

Creepy old men or women who collect lots of plush animals and fondle them inappropriately.

Did you see how Jack is holding and squeezing that stuffed doll? Look where his fingers are, that plushie pervert!

by Bitterman59 July 24, 2025

Ambiguous Pervert

A pervert who is down-bad to such an extent that the person finds sexual stimuli in unconventional objects such as:
i) Everyday objects that may or may not indirectly correlate to sexual objects Eg: A bottle with a suitably small opening (if you get it, you get it)
ii) Sexual objects that excite the person, even if they go beyond the gender that one is attracted to. For example, Futanaris.

One day John brings a vacuum cleaner to his room, the next day a Jack O' Lantern with a conveniently carved single hole in it. I snoop into his room to find pictures of futanaris. I fear he has descended down to the level of an ambiguous pervert. He needs help.

by 1=2=3 September 24, 2025

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 18, 2011

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016