jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 4, 2021

ur mom

the #1 thing on my to-do list.

Dude1: bro what's on your to-do list today?
Dude2: ur mom is.

by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 8, 2021

MOM-ATM

What college students hit up when funds are low.

Student- Mom I really need to take the test but it cost $100.00
Mom- I got it covered don't worry.
Student- But I feel guilty hittin' up the MOM-ATM every time I turn around.

by Anotherfallenangel October 4, 2010

Raging mom

An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back

Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom

by Icy penguin January 7, 2019

the party mom

The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.

I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.

by urban dictionary queen September 4, 2016

mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother

child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"

by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020