meme overdose

When you're sick and tired of getting a certain meme shoved in your face without your permission, and your palms start to sweat and your skin turns green and you find yourself riding a unicycle that materialized out of middair and only being able to say "oh shit waddup" compulsively and uncontrollably.

Darryl: hey, what happened to Sam yesterday?

Mark: He watched too many memes And... His heart couldn't take it. He had a meme overdose. He's become... Dat Boi.

by Definitely not Dat Boi May 31, 2016

Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

come over and chill

come over and have sex

Guy: "Hey u wna come over and chill?"
Girl: "K"

by lotta0000 July 31, 2011

Starting Over

A state where one has decided to start over, forget evrything in there past and move on.

"I am starting over and going to be a better person"

by bubbas1012 July 2, 2009

Going Over The Top

A phrase used during World War I to describe men climbing out of their trenches to attack the opposing trenches. Before running into a wall of rifle and machine gun fire, the attackers were usually given a warm meal, a bit of rum, and said potential goodbyes to each other before facing almost certain death. It was considered the greatest test a man could ever face.

"As time passed, apprehension became acute as I weighed my chances for surviving the attack. No; I could not so easily give up. The grip of life was tightening on me and more than ever I wanted to live." -British Liaison Officer before going over the top at the Third Battle of Ypres

by Kurt051 March 23, 2011