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ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning
"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!
by MaddiCat March 16, 2018
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."
by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017
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Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"
by unevenair April 28, 2012
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dump brush

As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.
by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012
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the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.
Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!
by wardrobitch March 5, 2011
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tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.
by OctobersFate August 22, 2011
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