punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.

white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.

by bizzo July 16, 2008

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

Pimp-murder

Killing someone

I'm going to Pimp-Murder you

by Mic57285412385213 January 29, 2009

convo murderer

SOMEBODY WHO JUST KILLS A PERFECTLY GOOD CONVERSTAION ON CHAT, MSN, TEXT OR ANYTHING CYBER.
ITS REALLY FRUSTRATING AND YOU JUST THINK THEY DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU AND ITS SAD. but sometimes you just gotta back off if you get like, 10 one word answers in a row.

"YEAH SAME, i completely agree."
"no"

the no was wirtten by the convo murderer

aka, gabriel d'alessandro

by danca December 11, 2010

Dick murderer

Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you

Don't be a dick murderer

by Scotties funny August 4, 2016

Axe Murderer

Guy who wears too much of that cheap spray on deodorant.

Dude that guy reeks so bad, he's a real Axe Murderer

by Hnastay May 16, 2017

phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text

A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night

by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017