The Movie

Usually comes after the name of a new only-in-theater movie which was before just a child's TV show.

For example,

"Only in theaters, 💩 Poop💩, The Movie

by an orangutan who died on November 22, 2021

Tolkien movie

A really long amount of time.

From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.

Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?

Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.

Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.

by EtAl. November 30, 2021

Tolkien movie

A really long amount of time.

From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.

Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?

Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.

Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.

by EtAl. November 30, 2021

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020

Movie

Something some people dont distinguish from reality.

Some people think there's no difference between a movie, a sports game/match, a show, or an event, and every day reality. Despite all the talk about egos, the reality is who somebody is on a stage, a field/court/ring/octagon/ice, or on a screen is not the same as who they are in every day life, no matter what you read/hear/see about them in a magazine, on TV, or online. There's a lot of illusion in many acts, since anything that isn't who somebody was as a kid is an act to at least some degree.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

recovery movie

A movie you watch after having sex.

yo jenny u tryna watch a recovery movie?

yeah let me get cleaned up.

by jag083 April 27, 2020

Scary Movies

The movie were there has to be a horny jock,a horny hot girl so they can have sex and die after the black guy,a nerd boy or girl if it is a girl they will most likely be the survivor of the movie,and a black guy, especially the black guy so he can die first

Why is it that in all Scary Movies the black guy dies first.

by YAREALTHICCBOY(╭☞•ᨎ•)╭☞ March 3, 2020