March 29th

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is my favorite day. I get to hit a bitch

by urwelcomeliz October 15, 2019

March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

March 28

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

by sexdays March 26, 2021

March 14th

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

by Acornpupp June 22, 2021

25 March National Send Nudes Day

March 25 is the national send nudes day to wear a female or male will send nudes to a friend or partner that they are willing to send

Mike: hey send hey send nudes. Sally: (insert explicit picture here)

This will only happen on 25 March national send nudes day

by No you haha lol March 24, 2021

Metch

A skinny punk rocker with the potential to succeed in today's fast-paced world.

Metch, let's go get some pizza.

by Rich Ford February 1, 2005

Charlottesville March

A torch light march that took place on Saturday, August 12th, 2017. It was one of the most disgusting things you may have ever seen. It was a group of angry white people (or just plain Nazis) that are against everything human beings and America stands for. They cried out saying that white people were being attacked, that everyone else is anti-white. They said disgusting words and attacked innocent counter-protesters. They complained about something that's not even existent, and are giant brats that have been given everything what they wanted, but they are pissed about daddy not buying the right color car. This march was shameful, and disgraceful, and it is recommended you don't engage in similar activities.

"Hey, did you see the Charlottesville March?"
"Yeah. It was absolutely horrible,"
"Agreed,"

by againsthate August 12, 2017