Matthew Lazenby is a music producer from the uk known for his songs one and only and alone . You can find him on Spotify @matthew Lazenby
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Ha thinks he looks cool with a giant cup of starbucks coffe covering half his page.
He thinks he's different because he drinks it, but in actual fact tons of preps like to go to starbucks.
People say he is such an inspiration because he has spent a lot of time trying to convince the world too be vegan/vegetarian.
But the people who say he is an inspiration know that matthew just does it for attention and does not actually care about animals.
They also know that they are just complimenting him so they can try get his attention and feel really rad when their emo friends see that Matthew Lush has commented them.
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He claims too care so much about others yet all his top friends are so hot or sexy.
He bases people on their looks. And seems too only talk too the good looking ones who comment his page.
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