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im gonna touch matthew (fat faggot) tonight
matthew by anonymous May 26, 2024
Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"
He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
Matthew by Camopilla May 28, 2024
He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
Matthew by Camopilla May 28, 2024
He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
Matthew by Camopilla May 28, 2024
He is a kind loving individual who likes to nerd out and he deserves someone who can express their feelings the same way on gog and treat him right which I couldn't do. I'm sorry I lied hopefully u see thus
A matthew is a hero to all like Godzilla
Matthew by Illusion_2912 May 3, 2026