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The Liberator

a wedge-shaped cusion designed to make sex positions more-attainable with less physical stress. If you want to go beyond the basic positions, this soft, luxurious, piece of sex furniture is just the ticket.
The Liberator is the only bedroom furniture you'll need for any sex position you like.
by J.R. J. March 23, 2004
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libertarianism

The political philosophy that...

1. ...says no one has the right to initate force against another. Period. Even if it's for their own good.

2. ...says government in a free society exists only to (A)protect its citizens from having force initated on them, and to (B)punish those who have initiated force on others.

3. ...IS NOT ANARCHISM, a belief that everything government provides, society can provide more effectively.

4. ...was derived from classical liberalism, the very philosophy that the United States was founded apon and roughly operated under up until the end of the 1800s.

5. ...is the most logical, humane, and ethical political system ever thought of.


For insight on the *practical* benefits of such a system, interested bodies should read "Healing Our World" by Dr. Mary J. Ruwart, just to get started. (Freely available on the Net.)
"(Left-)Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult."
by Learned Larry April 18, 2004
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Liberty prime

Our Lord and savior who will save the world from all communists and kill them all
*sees red chinese communist.*
Liberty prime: embrace democracy or you will be eradicated. *throws nuke*
by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019
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liberal media

Lemme try to explain this without resorting to insults and stupid comments like other people, liberal or conservative, have both done.

There is a liberal media, its impossible in America to not have anyone in the media who isnt liberal. However, news shows such as Fox News, CNN, CBS, etc., however many liberals are actually working on the show, we mustn't forget that the ones who own the companies, and ultimately control what goes on the air, are extremely wealthy Christian white men (i know that sounds a bit racist but its true nonetheless). Now think, the democrats want to make the rich pay more taxes since they can afford it, and they want to regulate big businesses like them more. They therefore, arent democrats. George Bush wants to give tax cuts to the rich people, therefore they are republicans. So the people who own the companies which control the news are republicans. Therefore, it is not at all surprising if they decide to keep their stations from airing any stories that slam their president whom they support in any way.
There are some comedy shows and programs that are liberal, but they are merely politcal satire and appear very liberal since conservatives leave themselves so open to jokes. (See The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion)
There are also many liberal celebrities, and it can sometimes get annoying when MTV begins trying to appeal to kids by saying they hate bush too. However, MTV and whatever celebrities do are not a major part of the media, The News is.

Comedy shows and a few bush slamming stories on the news are about the extent of the liberal media
by Bob May 3, 2006
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liberty spikes

lots of long pointy spikes of hair, looks cool
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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Libertarian

A former Republican who grew larger balls and decided to say fuck the establishment.
I became Libertarian once I fully understood the Constitution.
by B-Dogg October 17, 2003
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poop on liberals

Work up a big lunker shit and splat it right on their faces.
bbbbbbp~splat!!

OHHHH!!!!!!!


HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

I'm poor and I hate you!
by poop on you liberals June 29, 2004
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