Bead Lady

Crazy, insane, evil person who is madly in love with plastic round shape with holes in the middle.
Get away crazy bead lady I don’t want your beads.
by AvidBeadHater January 07, 2023
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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty August 01, 2017
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lady cookies

"Take a taste of my Lady Cookies"
by RainyXO December 29, 2016
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Lady Chotch

A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.
"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."
by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011
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Lady Dust

I turned on my lady dust and closed the deal.
by the female johnny cash December 03, 2015
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Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.
Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!
by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018
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