tile licker

a lesbian
a woman who likes women

that lady is a flat out tile licker

by Cereal April 10, 2005

Vape Locked

Thrownin down and gettin lifted by means of a fatty sack preferably with a 2 liter bottle of sierra mist, a blender, and three straws, duct taped together.....

Getting Vape Locked all day every day is the only way to be cool so sayteth the Dana....

by Thomas Rimmer December 12, 2007

douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

whistle licker

Licking a man's whistle

hey danielle, did you totally lick teds whistle last night?

she is such a whistle licker.

by razza62 September 29, 2008

Cock Locked

When a woman (or gay guy) is obsessively in lust with one particular man, to the exclusion of all others, she is said to have all her desire locked onto his cock, or cock locked, and she cock blocks herself by ignoring other men she could have more easily. Being cock locked is similar to being whipped, except it's more specifically about sex and cock than a relationship in general.

Tammy: Candace, there are over a hundred gorgeous, successful, extremely horny men in this place! Why don't you pick one and have yourself some fun for once?
Janice: Don't bother, Tammy. She's so cock locked on that bartender, she doesn't even see anyone else. Look at her! She's fuckin' drooling.

by PBoy 1 October 18, 2008

Lazy licker McGee

A man or woman who is stingy with oral sex.
Someone who will fake an injury to get out of pleasuring their partner.
An ex lover who you look back and realize they always received but never gave

Now that I think about it I was always giving oral and I don't think she ever did...she is such a lazy licker McGee

I was always working that poll, and he never went down under.

by Mr. jashary January 8, 2009

plant licker

An ambiguous term referencing not a lesbian, but a nubile movie theatre employee, who at the urgence of a veteran coworker, licks a plant to confirm its authenticity.

I can't believe Shauna fell for that, she's such a plant licker!

by DutchBag March 25, 2009