low-key

The phrase 'low-key' is used in many different ways. The first way to use it is when describing something that isn't obvious. The second way is when using something you are shy of, I guess? 3rd thing is that this phrase is hypothetically a CRAZE. This phrase can be put in front of ANYTHING and make sense. LITERALLY ANYTHING.

1. "Hey, Serena. Who's your favorite artist?"

"Low-key? Pablo Picasso."
2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!"

"Low-key...James!"
3. "Did you do homework?"

"Low-key no."

by gummy_1 December 18, 2023

major key

How has no one explained this here, A MAJOR KEY IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE.

OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS

by mikemajorkey September 21, 2016

keys

A "family-friendly" alternative to saying kys, or kill yourself.

"You're so bad at this game."
"Bro, keys."

by Qyx January 11, 2025

keys without the e

...pretty self explanatory. Remove the "e" from the word "keys" and you get... "kys".
Used to bypass filters blocking "kys"

Person 1: you fucking SUCK at this game dude
Person 2: consider this: keys without the e.

by Stuck At SawCon April 14, 2024

somerset academy key

Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.

Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.

by dishurtsasf October 7, 2021

Key lime pie

The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten

I love making key lime pie with Suzy

by Shrek33sander May 8, 2016

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017