The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020
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My beautiful, Beautiful Jessica Hansen
i love you, you will always be mine and i wont ever let you go.
i love you, you will always be mine and i wont ever let you go.
by Vinley November 24, 2021
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have you seen jessica? you haven't? well then you're never gonna die happily because that girl is one in a million universes
by brodinator November 24, 2021
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Jessica is so fucking annoying
by anonymous April 2, 2023
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