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National Jessica and Keri Day

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.
It’s National Jessica and Keri day we have to get to the bar
by Jfalls November 14, 2023
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hittting a jessica

yap and yap and yap.
bro stop hittting a jessica
by grogor January 18, 2025
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Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
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Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.
Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!
by Propersyk March 7, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica has a bari minc. She will always be there for her family and friends, everything you need She has your back. Jessica chas mro kar dilini minc.
Jessica will you help me paint my house?

Jessica will say yes because she is very slutty
by Pico March 21, 2022
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Jessica

This is a girl that’s an absolute freak in bed.

They have been known for having super pussies but in real life she’s just a shy creature
Guy: bro, I was doing it with a Jessica last night. She ate me up in bed, we went out for supper and suddenly she’s too shy to speak.
by Anonymous3267 November 24, 2021
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Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020
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